This weekend a I saw a girl at the lake who was wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt and I asked her to name one Def Leppard song. She couldn't.

 

I blame Urban Outfitters/Target/Etc for selling cool tee shirts to people who don’t deserve them.

 

What should be the requirements before wearing a band tee shirt?

 

·        Name three songs

 

·        Be able to sing three songs

 

·        Been to three concerts

 

·        Slept with the drummer