Would you rather?

Would you rather paint a wall with your face or your knees?
Have no knees OR no elbows?
Would you rather eat a potato and feel it’s pain OR be a potato.
When you die, would you rather have your credit card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather have every photo on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport every time you fart or heal any wound by screaming at it?

Hannah