Stranded on Hwy 29 - m4w (Chippewa Falls)
My car broke down on 29 and I didn't have my phone with me. You were the only person out of 20 or so to pull over and offer to help. You were really helpful and empathetic, and you made me feel a lot better about a shitty night. I thought you were super pretty, but the shoulder of a dark road in the middle of the night didn't seem like an appropriate place to divulge that information. Message me if you're interested in grabbing a beer or coffee sometime, and tell me something specific about me or what happened so I know you're the right person. If not, I just want to say thank you again, and to let you know that I made it home safe thanks to you. You saved my ass, and you really brightened what was otherwise a huge bummer of a night.
Chipotle Line - m4w (Minneapolis)
You were behind me in line at Chipotle and we're so hot. You spoke some Spanish with me, and said you learned in Spain and had family in Mexico. I told you "welcome to Minnesota" and shook your hand but did nothing. Forgive me. Your really hot. Speak.