If you thought you were desperate when it comes to dating, get this – there are actually people who PAY other people with mad Tinder skills to beef up their profiles, get them matches, and “close the deal.” You heard me – there are actual paid impersonators out there that will find your matches for you using your own profile.
All it takes is a little swiping grease, and suddenly, you’re on your way to making matches on the apps. There’s a whole process, too. If you’re a Closer (someone who gets the numbers of potential suitors), you actually have to go through a several weeks of training to get your title. They’re looking to make sure you’re creative, flirty, and can get matches interested in the client.
It’s all pretty insane, and there are actual companies that enlist Closers and Profile Writers to help out the poor, lonely Tinder users that can’t seem to get matches on their own. Online dating takes a lot of effort, and getting a Closer to do it for you takes off some of the pressure for sure.