Several residents of Pensacola, Florida, called the police last week to report a man walking around the neighborhood in the rain completely naked, holding a bottle of cooking oil.
When police were dispatched to the area, they found Joseph John Musso naked with an erection, Penscaola News Journal reports. The police officer attempted to handcuff Musso, but he slipped away because of either the rain or the oil. Eventually, the officer was able to arrest him after shooting a taser at Musso.
Once arrested, Musso told police he was aroused by just being naked in the rain. As for the cooking oil? He said he likes to rub it on his legs.
The 63-year-old went on to explain his sexual preferences, explaining he prefers to walk naked at the beach.
He was arrested on charges of loitering and prowling, lewd behavior, and resisting arrest. He has since been released back into the rain.