Chris Rock has just given us an even more disturbing version of the “friend zone,” if you can believe it. It was already considered SO terrible when a woman didn’t want to have sex with you, so she drew the “just friends” barrier. But now there’s a term for when a woman thinks a guy is so old for them, they don’t even consider sex:
The uncle zone.
It’s kind of crazy that this term has to exist to begin with considering it’s TOTALLY OKAY for a woman to assume you’re just there to talk to her, not to have sex. But if you’re really so old that the person you’re hitting on wouldn’t even consider you sexually, there might be something a little off with your flirting tactics and who you think you have a shot with…. There, I said it.