What NOT To Get Her For Christmas

I mentioned this morning I got my wife everything on her Christmas list this year. It's gonna be great. Not like Christmas 2013 when I THOUGHT I was doing the right thing.

The story is in my Amazon review here.

Perfect Christmas Gift (Or So I Thought)

January 7, 2014

Verified Purchase

Women always say men don't listen. But, I did. And apparently this time it didn't go over well with my wife.

You see, our silverware basket was basically wore out. When closing the dishwasher, the door on the basket would flip open. This annoyed my wife like nothing else. So, I decided that instead of giving it an easy "man fix"... grab a few bread bag ties and semi-permanently close the door on the basket... I'd order her a new one for Christmas.

As she opened it up this past Christmas morning, the look on her face was priceless. I thought, "she LOVES it, you listened to her and she's going to be SO thankful". My thoughts were wrong. What was a look of joy quickly turned to disgust and hearing her say "you REALLY got me a silverware basket?" made my heart sink.

So a lesson to all guys. NEVER, ever listen to the lady in your life again. If she's asking for a new silverware basket, get her a cat. If she wants a new set of dishes, get her an all inclusive trip to Mexico. Alway think opposite of what she really wants.

I did receive a text while at work a few days after Christmas from my wife saying "well, the door on the basket stays shut now!".

It works fantastic. I give the product 5 stars.

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